Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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