party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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