I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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