My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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