Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
