I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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