just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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