We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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