i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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