**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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