I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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