your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its about making memories worth repressing
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
