i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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