what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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