Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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