At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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