is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
