If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
