used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it was like eating out sand paper
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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