so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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