I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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