we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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