Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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