wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
is it fun? or sober?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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