I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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