when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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