i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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