I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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