Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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