Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Damn victory sex feels great
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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