hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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