wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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