and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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