Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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