Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
