That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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