he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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