Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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