i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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