i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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