I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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