It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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