Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
