my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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