She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
