Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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