So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
