Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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