problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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