During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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