u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
