Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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