I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
