Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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