I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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