Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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