So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
