On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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